Top 10 Quotes from "The Cosmic Turkey"

For the 3rd anniversary of "The Cosmic Turkey's" publication, Thinklings Books lists their 10 favorite quotes from the book. As a bonus # 11, here's my favorite:
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"In the past year I’ve been arrested, dumped, ridiculed, caffeine-deprived, put in charge of a ship full of lunatics, shot at, threatened, semi-bludgeoned, marooned, and used as a stone in a curling match. I had to protect a planet from chocolate. Do you hear me? Chocolate!”

“It sounds bad when you put it that way,” Zeeko admitted, “but this ship isn’t actually full of lunatics. There’s only six of us, and that’s counting you.”

Check out the Thinklings blog for the rest.